Total Medals Earned: 106 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,940 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/385 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/220 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Medals Earned: 19/25 (625/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
find it
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Based on a true story.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Experience rebirth the first time.
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find Love in Metropolis City
Prove Your Spirit in Kenican Jungle
Explore The Unexplored in Campbell Caves
THE journey ends. YOUR journey begins.
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
10000 clicks.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
